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The other day I was sitting back watching techtv when they featured this website geocaching.com. Geocaching is a new style of treasure hunting that uses your personal GPS as a guide to hidden treasure. This sounds like a pretty cool thing. Maybe we could get the PenIs staff to put together a hidden stash of [...]

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God Damn Halloween.. All I want to do is come home and walk around with my pants off. Is that to much to ask? A man has a hard day and just wants to come home and take his pants off, nothing wrong with that. But what do I get? Fucking trick or treaters with [...]

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Wow, what a wild weekend. With the introduction to the Playstation 2 into our lives, we’ve been quite busy. As weis pointed out our deranged neighbor Bob is the one who actually owns the playstation 2. Bob has 6 games already for the PS2, titles include: Tekken Tag Team (kick ass)DOA 2 (kicks more ass)Dynasty [...]

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Why do we all have to be such bleeding hearts about this aids business? Because it “knows no color”? Because it “strikes without remorse”? Fuck that. In looking around, I found several figures, but AIDS appears to cause around 40-50,000 deaths per year. Cancer apparently caused 564,800 deaths in 1997. So why is AIDS so [...]

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Hey folks stop icqing, emailing and spamming me about Fen’s post. Try reading it a little closer, and direct any questions about it to him not me. One more time for those who had trouble scrolling down fen’s explanatory note: I wasn’t trying to slam on gays here– my point was that industry wants us [...]

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Hmm seems I have a little problem over at my place. I’m bored with nothing to do. I have these three game systems here and I just can’t decide which one to play. PS2? Atari 5200? or maybe PS2? Ah maybe I’ll just read a book or something! Hmm That might have been a mistake.

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Okay, I missed out on the drinking. Fine, fuck you guys, I had lots of fun lying in bed, manually exploring my tattered undies until I was overtaken by exhaustion. But I can’t believe you had Bob’s PS2 hooked up and you didn’t come wake me up! Cmon, is my bedroom that scary? Or was [...]

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So someone from my highschool set up a listserv for graduates from my class (93) to keep in touch. And lately there’s been a lot of people sending updates from around the globe about what they’ve been doing, and the whereabouts of other classmates and so on. Now, as you can imagine, the people on [...]

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Ohhh, I love my new network admin job when everyone leaves the office and I’m the only one left, typically I strip all my clothes off and lay buck nekkid in the middle of the large conference room. If the conference table is to cold for my bare buttocks sometimes I curl up in our [...]

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Damn you and your playstation back to the depths of hell josh. You don’t deserve it! Give it to me dammit. I’m the bigger geek! My muscles have already atrophied so that I can’t even lift my hands off the keyboard anymore. They just dangle uselessly (hey, I made a new word) by my side. [...]

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