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First: Mankind has evolved upon this earth with the express purpose of, through common discourse, achieving reason out of ignorance and order out of chaos, that he may understand what lies within and without, and rise above the beast.

Second: A man may be judged by his ability, without benefit of sight or guidance, to interface with the mechanical devices he owns. Any idiot who has owned his television for more than two weeks and has to look at the remote to change the channel is utterly incapable of higher analytical though. He might, however, make a good political scientist.