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The wait is over! The ‘next big thing’ IT has finally been released to the public. In case you haven’t heard, IT promised to be an invention of grand scale. IT has been heralded as ‘the biggest technological advance since the personal computer’ and ‘an invention so huge, entire cities will be built around IT’. [...]

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Weis, Josh and I have been working on a lot of penIs network computer upgrades. PenIs Game Server – First we have Weishaupts new addition which is a fully raided duron system running I assume at 1000mhz, with 512megs of ram. This will act as the PenIs gaming and file server. Watch for further details. [...]

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Weis, Josh and I have been working on a lot of penIs network computer upgrades. PenIs Game Server – First we have Weishaupts new addition which is a fully raided duron system running I assume at 1000mhz, with 512megs of ram. This will act as the PenIs gaming and file server. Watch for further details. [...]

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It started Saturday night. I’ve been ignoring it, thinking it will go away, but now I believe it has deeply rooted itself and refuses to let go. I woke up this morning and experienced a headache unlike any I’ve had in awhile. It all went downhill from there. I’m sick. I’m beginning to think God [...]

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Okay, so I watched about twenty minutes of Anaconda last nite on tv, and I’m considering suing the production company to be recompensed for the time. Shit, did that stink. Don’t Anacondas move, like, 10 feet per day? I mean, as opposed to climbing waterfalls and catching/killing people in midair? The funny part is that [...]

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Here I was, minding my own business, when a friend shows me this. I can’t tell if this is for real or not. The documentary looks bogus but they’ve put so much work into the whole deal that I’m not entirely sure what to believe. This will haunt me to the day I die. Amusing.

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Jesus almighty I hate Mondays. Monday is the worst fucking day ever devised on the pathetic Christian calendar. First off, I woke up with a cold, then Mother Nature decides she hasn’t fucked over the human race enough this season so she shits sleet and ice rain down upon the region, causing the worst winter [...]

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“The BBC is reporting that Napster is introducing a subscription charge to pay off the music industry. “ And the real question is what percentage of Napster users will shell out the clams vs moving to OpenNap or Gnutella. You may of seen the above headline on slashdot today. Below is a news article from [...]

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That’s right, Eod and I made a little parts-buying excursion this weekend, which I would say was fruitful. The weisbox is now sporting some new frivolities, including a 90 GB striped RAID array on two GXP Deskstars, and a healthy half-gig of the afforementioned Micron CAS-2 PC-133 SDRAM. Can you say PenIsTFC server? Yeah, I [...]

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Why was n’sync and tittnay spheres in the super bowl half time show? Just wondering because the last time I checked 20-40 year old men who care enough to watch or get tickets to the super bowl where not the same people fainting outside the record store when the new n’sync album came out.

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