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Keg of McMenamin’s pilsner: $90 Two pitchers of shots: $40 Half-ounce of “oregano”: $120 &nbsp ——– Writing “penismightier ownz j00″ on drunken girls’ nether bits: Priceless The keg is tapped, the punch is spiked, and the snacks are being snacked upon, so let the shenaniganry begin.

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Let me just say that boot camp sucked. That is all.

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Before you are three crates containing fruit. The first is labeled “Cherries”, the second is labeled “Bananas”, and the last is labeled “Cherries and Bananas.” All three are incorrectly labeled, and it is your job to put the correct labels on the correct crates. The only problem is that you are only allowed to take [...]

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Normally I don’t have an issue with lending people money. Even people I hardly know, and this is one case of someone I have gotten to know but found out today that I really don’t know THAT much about him. Mighty Mon: Hey gimmie the $5 QUICK! Me: Damn.. umm sure what is it for? [...]

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i realized today that not everyone is blessed with 1600×1200 resolution, and thus many would have had a hard time making sense of my post today if i did not hotlink to it as its own page.

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I encountered a situation similar to Cyd’s when I was around 8 years old. I was forced to give up a furry companion and I forever vowed to achieve my childhood comfort again. Fortunately, my parents did an about face in policy once my mental abilities allowed me to share in the responsibility and care [...]

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Did you know that the literal translation of “Atari” is bullseye? Here are some other literal translations of Japanese words. Nintendo is composed of three characters: Responsibility, Heaven, and Hall. Sashimi means, literally, sliced flesh, although “sushi” just basically means sushi. Judo means the soft way, while jujutsu means the soft art. Karate means empty [...]

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Well now they are announcing a rip proof cd to be released next month. Anyone care to wager how long it will take til this is cracked? Sounds like a big waste of R&D for some company that obviously did not learn from the DVD example. Or possibly they have forgotten about our fair use [...]

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Well, I went to another job interview yesterday. Because I care about the image that I convey to my potential employers (at first, anyway) I decided that I should probably actually ‘clean up’ my appearance for the interview. This meant no stained blue jeans, ratty old hiking boots, or t-shirts with logos on them. I [...]

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when i was a little tyke, about seven, i had two cats: pepper and bashful. pepper and i grew to be best friends, watching saturday morning cartoons together and what-not. all was fairly happy in cydland. a year later, my sister was born, and my, were the cats jealous. so jealous, in fact, that my [...]

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