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pussy: a source of life lessons, or the best revenge?

March 28th, 2001 by Cyd · No Comments

when i was a little tyke, about seven, i had two cats: pepper and bashful. pepper and i grew to be best friends, watching saturday morning cartoons together and what-not. all was fairly happy in cydland. a year later, my sister was born, and my, were the cats jealous. so jealous, in fact, that my mom found bashful laying across my sister’s neck, nearly suffocating her. this led to the decision to give my cats away. when bashful was given away, it was no big whoop, cuz she just hid and slept and ate and shat all day. pepper, however, was a different story. the night pepper was given away, i cried and cried, vowing to one day own my own cat; i’d show them!! well, seventeen years passed before i was in any position to responsibly own a cat. finally, four months ago, in the pit of my dispair, i was won over by a fuzzy silver furball. i named him k’0s (kitty analogue operating system), and he is cute personified.

i realized why ch1x0rz dig guys with aminals. it takes unconditional love to still love k’0s after he peed on weis’s clothes and pillow, or after he peed all over our other roommate’s dress skirt and other clothes, or after he broke her vase and hand painted bowl or after he shat all over the wall and carpet, or… well, you get the picture. so, owning k’0s has not only helped get me through tough times, but has also taught me some life lessons. though, come to think of it, he has not peed on nor broken anything of *mine*, so i guess the life lesson i learned is that if you need to vent some steam regarding your roommates, buy a pet and let them get revenge for you, because the indirectness diffuses their anger by the time it gets to you.

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