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??? This is just a friendly reminder to all PenIs staff that attendance at Sunday evening’s staff meeting is mandatory. As has been detailed in previous memoranda (internal staff, please see \penis-corpnon-pr0nmeetingsminutes20913.txt), the venue for Sunday night’s meeting has been moved to the Crystal Ballroom, and entertainment will be provided by Atmosphere, Blueprint, and Murs. Beverages will be available, and punch and pie will be served afterwards.
??? Thanks, and remember that latecomers to staff meetings have to eat the soggy cracker.

Adam Weishaupt
CHO, Penismightier Enterprises
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