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Entries from March 2003

This treat is nutritious and delicious

March 28th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

Ahhh yeah muthafuckers. It is friday and it is time for Eod to get his motherfucking swerve on, hit the switches and party down with the bitches. So before I do a little something strange for a little bit of change let me get this post up here now. Freaky Friday fun video time brought […]

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By this time my pants were bursting for…

March 28th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

Is this kind of stuff even considered news anymore? Seems like nobody is really actually trying to think anymore and instead they are just getting stoned and throwing out random ideas. #1: “Hey man.. So like check it.. Hey hand me those Fritos.. Ok check it.. You know how you get like email or like […]

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The true release why the new duke nuke em game was delayed

March 26th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

We know that Optimus Prime is in the battle field but apparently he has been joined by Duke Newcomb also. An all star fantasy cast has shown up to aid the fight. Whoopee! So intense was the fighting that at one stage the 3rd Squadron commander’s driver, Private First Class Randall Duke Newcomb, was forced […]

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Cool no more accuracy needed. Does this mean I can file my taxes with a best guess?

March 26th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

Source: Yahoo News – AP WASHINGTON – The Justice Department lifted a requirement Monday that the FBI ensure the accuracy and timeliness of information about criminals and crime victims before adding it to the country’s most comprehensive law enforcement database. The system, run by the FBI’s National Crime Information Center, includes data about terrorists, fugitives, […]

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A Few Notes on the War

March 24th, 2003 by Weis · No Comments

1) What good is winning an Oscar if you can’t bitch about your favorite cause? If there were no war on right now, would every conservative pundit in America be complaining about some actress who used her acceptance speech to support breast cancer research? Michael Moore is not being vilified for taking a political stance, […]

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Take the skinheads bowling

March 24th, 2003 by fenomas · No Comments

So I just watched “Bowling for Columbine”, which everyone ought to see, and my thoughts were: Have you ever noticed how, when confronted with a problem, we Americans inevitably respond by attacking the people associated with the problem, and not the problem itself? That is, “War on Drugs” -> war on drug users; “War on […]

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Lightning Bolt.. Lightning Bolt.. Lightning Bolt..

March 21st, 2003 by eod · No Comments

I called a Penismightier Staff Meeting last weekend at a remote wooded area of Oregon that I’ll refer to as the ‘Pen Commune’, but I may from time to time refer to it as ‘Booty Central’. I figured this would be a great way to create synergy within the organization while at the same time […]

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The inventor of the Intarweb joins Apple’s Board

March 21st, 2003 by Biggles · No Comments

Al Gore joins Apple’s Board of Directors “Steve and his team have done an incredible job in making Apple once again the very best in the world,” said former Vice President Al Gore. “I have been particularly impressed with the new Mac OS X operating system and the company’s commitment to the open source movement. […]

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Pens being all that they can be.

March 21st, 2003 by eod · No Comments

We had a few folks from the message board who were actived in their branch of the armmed services. I’m just curious if anyone has had any contact with them since they left. If so let us know here

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wisdom of the ages

March 20th, 2003 by fenomas · No Comments

Not that I don’t enjoy scrolling to oblivion at the proxy hand of on occasional prevaricator who (it turns out) already has his own web site, but I thought perhaps we all might benefit from a gentle reminder of the wisdom of our elders: PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem […]

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