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Well, I haven’t done this in a while, but it’s sort of like riding a whore. Once you learn how, you never forget. The topic of the Olsen twins has recently come up due to Dave’s splendid new havatar Watching that gogurt get downed reminded me that I have a 30 meg zip file of [...]

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Here we go folks, videos on a Tuesday. This is better than pie for breakfast or cake in the trash. The following videos were brought to my attention by one of our readers Stickyload via the Pen Message board. Worth a watch if you haven’t seen em. Bad ass stick fighting! Someone is gonna get [...]

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What do you do if you have a broken 40gb hard drive, an old ‘safety award’ with a built in clock, and a bit of mental illness? You build things like the clock shown on the left. Keep in mind that the amount of mental illness required is inversely proportional to the amount of airplane [...]

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Yes, it’s Freaky Friday once again, so this time I’m taking the reins from Eod so he can spend more time doing what he does best, masturbating in the office bathroom to PDA pron. As some long-time readers may recall, I used to be quite the hackey-sackin’ fool back in the pre-backiotomy days, so I [...]

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I wonder if people notice when I’m walking around the office and I make this hairpin turn into the computer room that I pull my pretend e-brake with one hand and then steer my drift with the other hand.

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Let’s say you work for a major telecommunications provider (herein unnamed, but going by the initials AOL-TW). Let’s say your company buys a software application for around $200K. Let’s say the documentation of this software specifies minimum hardware requirements of a duallie 2.4GHz Xeon box with 2GB of RAM. Would you attempt to run this [...]

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I walked into the board room today to remove some videos I was watching on the presentation computer (don’t you worry about what I watch in the board room, you just go back to your cube) and when I picked up the mouse my hand got all wet. Then I look over and see some [...]

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Cast: TFC: AKA Team Fortress Classic, run on the half-life engine, a damn fine team combat FPS. Eod: A studly man able to benchpress 5 times his bodyweight and has the ability to cast magic missile once a day. BF1942: Known on the street as BF1942 born to the name of Battlefield 1942. Scene: The [...]

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Wow that just totally pissed me off. I keyed up my freaky friday post and the damn video I was posting decided to play in the browser and kill the post. In short here it is, a day late. LSD being administered to british troops Video: Mpeg, 14.9 megs

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After about 8 months of employment at the old grocery store I ended up getting a position in the “maintenance” department. Job duties in this position varied from emptying trash barrels and cleaning bathrooms to changing lights or roof-top furnace filters. The variety kept me (temporarily) from going completely insane. Well, after two days of [...]

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