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Entries from July 2003

more vital issues of the day

July 31st, 2003 by fenomas · Comments Off

How come you never hear people call RBIs “ribbies” anymore? Because you live in Japan?

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Hey kid I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading.

July 28th, 2003 by eod · Comments Off

Seriously kids stay in school and make sure you go to MIT. Corporate Fallout Detector

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A Flag is Worth 1000 Words.

July 27th, 2003 by Clme · Comments Off

How many of you remember the proper way to respect the flag, how to hang it, and rules for its handling? Just in case you dont remember, or haven’t taken a civics class, here is a link containing instructions on proper respect and handling for the flag: Link Now, how many of you would expect […]

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Johnny Law has his eye on you

July 25th, 2003 by Biggles · Comments Off

It’s been a while since we had a driving-related rant, so I figured we should all reconvene and compare notes. I’ve been taking summer classes to finish up my degree. Unfortunately, the campus is about a thirty mintue drive from home. Granted, most of it is Interstate: Ike really owned this part of Ohio, you […]

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Stopping the dominance of weis:

July 25th, 2003 by Mightymon · Comments Off

One interesting post at a time. I came across this nearly a month ago courtesy of Penny Arcade, and I was convinced it was the next AYB. I mean, minus the photoshoppery, theme song, and news articles. Anyway, I really only saw the link in someone’s LiveJournal, and then nowhere else. So I want to […]

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Puke Ball Bearings in my Lollerskatez

July 25th, 2003 by eod · Comments Off

I’ve got cats, they like to puke (always on the fucking carpet, no matter what). While this bothers me, it at one time was tolerable when one kitty would puke the other would run in and eat it. I liked that system, I’d cheer them on, let them know that they where good kitties, pet […]

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…but he still might’ve been behind the Oklahoma City bombing!

July 24th, 2003 by Weis · Comments Off

The lovely and talented Sara told me an amusing story last night. It seems that one of her co-workers made a passing reference to Saddam Hussein and the WTC attack. Sara, of course, reminded her that we don’t have any evidence to suggest Hussein had anything to do with that attack, and pointed out that […]

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Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say:

July 23rd, 2003 by Weis · Comments Off

I just ran across a very insightful article by Ted Turner on media consolidation. If you’re at all interested in the sort of crap I usually spout off about (queue audio of crickets chirping), this will be an interesting read.

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Wallowing in slothulence

July 22nd, 2003 by Weis · Comments Off

A couple years ago or so, I wrote a little rant (available in the Articles section) that closed with this blurb (directed, of course, at the media giants): You are the corps. We are the geeks. Alone, we are weaker than you. United and connected, we are far, far stronger than you. You don’t own […]

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yatta!

July 19th, 2003 by fenomas · Comments Off

I’d just like to announce that I just had an answer digested by the Internet Oracle in the latest Oracularities. I’ve had questions digested before, but this is my first answer. Huzzah! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, try a history lesson.

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