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Entries from September 2003

Red Vine meditations

September 30th, 2003 by Weis · No Comments

Okay, so I got pretty drunk last night. No one’s fault but my own, I’ll own up to that. The question is, what am I doing at work? Believe it or not, when I wander in a half hour late looking all bleary-eyed and deranged, they actually expect me to sit down and work my [...]

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Chewing Chaw with a Busted Jaw

September 26th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

So I gotta say this wisdom teeth thing is for the birds. While all the cool kids were able to go hang gliding the next day after getting their wisdom teeth removed. I on the other hand swelled up like a fat bastard. My face like the elephant man, unable to close my mouth, I [...]

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If this cold-blooded Republican can fund humor in this, so can you.

September 25th, 2003 by Mightymon · No Comments

Blatantly stolen from a friend’s Livejournal (not naming names, since I don’t know if he would like me to link to it or what), I present: Bush and Blair, At the Gay Bar Please note that I waited the commonly-acceptable 48 hours after being alerted of this link’s existance to post it elsewhere, and during [...]

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Money pit inside the money pit

September 24th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

This is my money pit inside my money pit. 55 Gallon, live plant, diseased fish habitat. – Yes the tank is modded.

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Virginia Tech Supercomputer a.k.a. ‘enormous cock’

September 24th, 2003 by Biggles · No Comments

Snatched this from MacRumors: Virginia Tech posted an extensive collection of photos documenting the assembly and deployment of their Supercomputer Cluster which consists of 1100 PowerMac G5s. Virginia Tech’s Supercomputer cluster drew significant interest after it was revealed that it was to be composed of 1100 PowerMac Dual 2.0GHz G5s at the end of August. [...]

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Blast from the Past

September 19th, 2003 by Weis · No Comments

I would like to call your attention to this and this. Remember, reading the mainpage archives is a great way to kill time at work. That is all, return to your homes and places of worship.

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No more Cleric for me.

September 18th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

Wisdom teeth get pulled tomorrow. -4 wis to my stats now. Now I cannot be a cleric.

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They took the time to gift wrap. Awww..

September 15th, 2003 by eod · No Comments

I?m going to break from the talk of politics and talk about something just a bit different. Let?s talk about people pooing and I imagine peeing, in my damn yard. If you remember at the old pen house (Weis still holds the fort there), we lived in a high foot traffic area, we had a [...]

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Dubya vs Free Speech

September 13th, 2003 by Jimbo · No Comments

It has come to my attention that perhaps some folks don’t think our President has really done anything to hinder free speech. Clme wanted some help finding links, which I promptly drowned him in, and then he thought posting them would be a good idea. Maybe he’s right. I’m kinda surprised that people haven’t been [...]

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It’s the return of the, oh no, you’re kidding

September 9th, 2003 by Weis · No Comments

WAR IS PEACE! Reporter: Sir, what constitutes a victory in this new environment. I mean, Cap Weinberger in 1987 laid down some pretty clear rules for engaging U.S. forces. One was clear goals that are militarily achievable, that you can explain that there’s an endgame. What’s some of your early thinking here in terms of [...]

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