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I was listening to NPR (which recently had its funding slashed by conservatives) this morning, and one of the producers of Morning Edition is “Anita Grant.” HARRR! Trust me, I wouldn’t make up a pun this stupid. Okay, I did a little poking around their site, and it turns out to be Neva Grant. My [...]

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As some of our readers may know, many of the Pen posters have supported themselves (and their various habits and addictions) by doing technical support. I’m no exception, as I currently make my living providing high-quality support for the fine enterprise software packages of SuperMegaConglomCo Corporation (company name changed to protect the stock price). Well, [...]

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As many of you know, I just got the internet yesterday.

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Saw Kill Bill. Liked it. Advise you see it and form your own opinion on it.

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I don’t know why but someone felt they needed to call the city inspector out because of the fence we were building in the backyard. This doesn’t block anyone’s view, it is standard height, within code and the only way you’d see it is if you decided to walk down the alley or stand in [...]

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“The 56-year-old Austrian immigrant finds himself in charge of the country’s most populace state with an economy surpassed by only five countries. He takes office as soon as the results are certified, no later than Nov. 15″ I dunno weis, she looks pretty happy in that picture. A tough sell for me. Maybe it should [...]

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You know what I hate? Moving and having some item you know you will need and saying to yourself “Self you are moving, put this here so you will find it easy”. Then I think Goddamnit, Gump! You must be a goddamn genius! Sigh.. Stupid fucking boxes.

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This crazy Asian “super buffet” (their words not mine) opened next door to my office. All you can eat sushi, Mongolian grill, Chinese buffet and happy time desert area. Since the place has opened I’ve visited there daily during lunch. Since I’m a cheap bastard and I want the full value of my $6, I [...]

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…if he will stand up and say what should be blindingly obvious to all Americans these days: “Real patriots use public transportation.” But… but what about those folks who drive six-wheeled pickup tracks with multiple, tattered American flags hanging off the back? Aren’t they the true patriots? -psyci Oh yeah, putting flags on your car [...]

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