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People have been asking mewhy I dont read their livejournal with frightening regularity lately.

Its amazing how offended someone can get when they find I haven’t scoured their entire LiveJournal in hopes of finding that interesting thing they’ll be referencing for weeks.

So, I present: Why I dislike (most) Livejournals.

10:00 am : I’m at work and reading email. I’m bored.
Mood – Angsty

11:15 am : My boss just came over here and said I spend too much time online instead of doing work. The nerve of her!
Mood – Righteous Indignation

12:00 pm : I’m so far behind that I have to take lunch a half hour late. If only I had more time! I wonder why I keep getting behind?
Mood – Hungry

3:00 pm : Found a great online quiz! Take it here: (quiz)
Mood – Pensive

3:30 pm : Found a great survey. I think it will really make a difference! Take it here: (survey)
Mood – Indecisive

4:00 pm : huge picture post full of bitmaps without an “LJ-cut”
Mood – Giggly!!1!one

5:00 pm : I got fired today. My boss said that my quality of work has dropped off too much in the last few weeks. Thats the last time I go out of my way to make copies and bring in donuts for any job!
Mood – Outraged

8:00 pm : I am so bored. I have no friends. How come no one ever asks me out to go dancing? I’m an interesting person. Its like they cant find me or something. My roommates keep saying I should go out and try and find someone but I dont think I should have to resort to that. Let the (men/women) find me!
Mood – Bored

Sigh… if only I lost that 20 pounds and could afford that white dress, then I’d be happy.

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