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I was listening to NPR (which recently had its funding slashed by conservatives) this morning, and one of the producers of Morning Edition is “Anita Grant.” HARRR! Trust me, I wouldn’t make up a pun this stupid.

Okay, I did a little poking around their site, and it turns out to be Neva Grant. My mistake. Much less funny, though. What kind of name is Neva anyway? If her parents had named her Anita, you might be laughing right now. Why am I even posting this? I don’t know. As a side note, Happy Halloween, and try not to eat any razor blades without washing them first.