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Someone sent me this link today, asking me why it no longer links to my brief article about girls and their pre-faded jeans. Well, the reason is that that link uses the old (pre-redesign) link style, instead of the new style php links, leaving most of the old posts unlinkified. After much painstaking research, I [...]

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Just alittle something to help you sleep better at night

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Last Friday I went down to St Louis to visit a friend and play the tourist. Let me just say something right off the bat: St Louis city planners are on CRACK. The yellow kind. Most of the time in order to turn right I had to first turn left, cross an overpass, move the [...]

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Senators seek to define, then ban, spyware

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Well I am welcoming a new member and toy to my family of Cars. Sunday I became the proud parent of a Toyota Tacoma Prerunner. I’ve never had an overwhelming interest in Trucks in comparison to my interest in Cars. But the more I get into the remodeling projects on the house the larger the [...]

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Coca-Cola: Check Crown Royal: Check Two packs of Trojan Magnums: Check Your mom: check…

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Lest we forget: American celebrities in stupid Japanese commercials. Now more than ever.

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A recent entry in one of the Macromedia developer blogs (by the indefatigable John Dowdell) reminded of this classic article by Ken Thompson about why you can’t really trust anything you didn’t write. A must-read for programmers, and I like to think of it in particular as a helpful reminder of one of my Rules [...]

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I had to do a doubt check and make sure that I wasn’t looking at some website shenanigan attempt. Virgin Airlines decided to replace the urinals in the clubhouse men’s room with a woman’s open mouth. I just find this to be an extremely odd decision. That is all. Executive #1: Nothing beats urinating in [...]

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Jesus christ. I’ve seen people at clubs with a sharpie marker drawn on tattoo. Well now they can make their own existance more pathetic with these handy clothing tattoos. Tattoo Spandex Shirts

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