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Entries from April 2004

Fun with the Vertical Scrollbar

April 30th, 2004 by Cyd · No Comments

The Two-Party Ruse We have a choice. We can choose To sing the blues That we?re not enthused About someone who?s Likely to schmooze Abuse or misuse The crews Of mes and yous Who choose To pay our dues Though we?re battered And bruised And sick of the news Of how taxes were used To [...]

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That’s how I transmit

April 30th, 2004 by eod · No Comments

Sometimes I sit in my office at work and just squeak my chair. * Sometimes I’ll start out with a few slow rhythmic squeaks * and then slowly get faster? * and faster.. letting out a small whimper.. * Sometimes in order to get going real fast.. I psych myself up. * “Oh yeah.. Just [...]

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Mario Wars!

April 29th, 2004 by Mightymon · No Comments

These have been mentioned in the forum before, but I wanted to let everyone know that Part IV of those keen cinematic Mario Brothers flash movies is now available. Apparently Part V is coming soon and will be the epic conclusion. And if you have no idea what I’m talking about, watch Part I, Part [...]

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JV: Un-fucking-believable.

April 28th, 2004 by doe · No Comments

Here is a great link ganked from Slashdot. The Tech Interview of Jack Valenti on Fair Use

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Welcome to “Fen introduces things that are new to him but you’ve known for decades”

April 28th, 2004 by fenomas · No Comments

Alright, living where I do I’m not exactly the world’s foremost expert on The Boondocks. But after reading this New Yorker profile, I’ve gotta say that Aaron McGruder is my new hero. You’ve gotta admire a guy who offered What Liberal Media? author Eric Alterman the opportunity to “try these nuts” in response to heckling [...]

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“I don’t love WMV, people just encode it in this shit

April 27th, 2004 by eod · No Comments

This video brings out the keekleberry juice in the form of urine for me. Sucks that it was turned into an ad. caravan_WM_HI.wmv (2 megs) Oh and if you don’t frequent car forums you might not have seen the Duck Call Turbo BOV. BOV.mpeg (15 megs) Oh and congrats weis on surviving the lay offs. [...]

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If you see weis downtown today…

April 27th, 2004 by Weis · No Comments

Say, “Hey weis, congratulations on surviving the layoffs.” If you see one of my ex-coworkers, give ‘em a quarter…

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Not even a mock drum solo from me.

April 27th, 2004 by eod · No Comments

Does anyone stop and play air guitar when they see a big ol’ shiny yellow H2 lumbering down the road? Cause I sure as hell don’t. Though judging by the shit eatting grin on the driver, they seem to think they are the cat’s meow.

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Tradewars is back.

April 23rd, 2004 by eod · No Comments

What is this game that I am playing right now? Ahh yes, TradeWars 2002. We got our tradewars server back and running again. We are now running off the 32bit TW game server, this should allow for multiple games, a lot faster speeds, and overall stability. You can hit it up at the following address. [...]

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vetis sells

April 23rd, 2004 by Vetis · No Comments

Yes, it’s true. Vetis is selling his pen forum account, but you can profit from his misfortune. Whether you want an account with over 2000 posts on it, or you just want a verbal punching bag to spew your misguided invective at, this account is for you! Be the life of the party, impress friends, [...]

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