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Entries from April 2004

Insurance Companies are going to love this

April 21st, 2004 by eod · No Comments

I totally dig Saabs, one of my favorite designers for looks. Nice Fit and Finish Awesome interior as always.. wait, what is that on the speedo? :.(… Uh ohhes. Someone is running windows. *crashed* But really I don’t get this. What point is there to having a computer controlled speedo? So you can get ads [...]

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Legal Viruses for All!

April 21st, 2004 by doe · No Comments

The FTC has been meeting over the issue of Spyware. Conclusion? No need for Laws. Deal with it yourself *To answer one of our many graffiti trolls, I’m not passing any opinion on the matter. Just pointing out an interesting link

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wrx vs vette = somebody is a sore loser

April 17th, 2004 by eod · No Comments

I’d put this as mildly amusing, or interesting if you consider yourself a car hobbyist. This video has been making it’s way around the various car forums. A WRX vs Z06 Vette drag race for $500, the vette loses, vette friend isn’t happy, the WRX driver ends up getting assaulted, someone calls the cops and [...]

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Doughnut Holes Are Not Second Class Citizens.

April 17th, 2004 by Clme · No Comments

An open letter to a lobbyist and leader of a certain special interest group: Mr Weis, Your McCarthyism in this matter is gravely disturbing. I do believe that your unwillingness to accept other pastries into the fold of American culture truly shows your terrorist intent. I must ask you: Are you now, or have you [...]

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State of the Doughnut address

April 13th, 2004 by Weis · No Comments

My Fellow Americans: &nbsp &nbsp This is, indeed, a difficult time for America. Terrorists, Liberals, and ungrateful rescuees beset us on all sides. We knew this would be a difficult, though important task, and we must have the resolve to see it through. &nbsp &nbsp On top of all of our other troubles, the intelligence [...]

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riddles in the dark

April 13th, 2004 by fenomas · No Comments

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A pake in every pot

April 11th, 2004 by Clme · No Comments

During this time of year I always end up thinking about the true meaning of Easter. I’ve decided that Easter should really be a time to give thanks. After all, we are long overdue for a holiday that stresses the things we’re thankful for. By the way: This unhealthy focus on easter bunnies coming back [...]

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DOH to the NUTS

April 9th, 2004 by Weis · No Comments

It has come to my attention that doughnuts are the one and only good thing in this world. Everything else is shit. Pop quiz: Which is best? A) Doughnuts B) Love C) Honor D) Respect of one’s peers E) Enjoying iced tea and a good book on a sunlit veranda If you answered B, C, [...]

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Paulie Waulie Whiskey.. DOGCHOW!!!

April 8th, 2004 by eod · No Comments

I’ve been moved away from the computer room where I would dwell in peace. I’ve been mixed in with the office mass where I am forced to interact or atleast overhear interaction. “Hey.. Hey Sally.. Hey.. Hey Sally..” the fucking paddywhacking property sales agent nags. “Hey.. Hey Sally they have cookies in the breakroom” he [...]

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John Woo Purchases Metroid Prime Film Rights

April 7th, 2004 by Biggles · No Comments

Ripped from Voodoo Exteme: The Hollywood Reporter is today err… reporting that John Woo has purchased the film rights for the hit GameCube title, Metroid Prime: Woo will produce the sci-fi movie and has the option to direct. Terence Chang and Brad Foxhoven will share production responsibilities. Lion Rock Prods.’ Suzanne Zizzi also is attached [...]

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