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Fed raises rate by quarter point Last raise was back in 2000. O_o Weis..

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From time to time I’ve found myself yerning for a nap while at work. Figuring that me napping at my desk is generally a bad thing, I’ve had to restore too creative measures. I start by walking around the office feverishly with a clipboard or stack of papers, mumbling to myself as I atleast make [...]

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Just some good ol’ twinks (dukes.wmv, 2megs). I’m lovin’ it. The guy just needed a faster car.

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Today’s Friday Soapbox topic is “Gentrification – Should I slit my wrists because I am committing such a horrible crime against man? or Eod do you realize you have become stank yuppie scum?” I currently live in the Gang Territory of the Woodlawn Park Bloods of NE Portland. In which MLK divides the rival territory [...]

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While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself…

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We have a jackass neighbor who has been parking his dumptruck (yes he has a dumptruck, infact 2 of them) in front of the alley access for our block. He doesn’t just park it in the alley he parks it on the street blocking the whole mouth of the alley, it is 100% intentional. The [...]

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Source:Illinois Wire CHICAGO (AP) Republican U.S. Senate hopeful Jack Ryan began publicly trying to salvage his candidacy Tuesday, defending his character and calling the uproar over allegations that he urged his then-wife to have sex in front of others “a new low for politics.” Calls for the millionaire former investment banker and teacher to exit [...]

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Avast, there be a long-standin’ tradition amongst folk here on Pen to try work to together fer fun ‘n profit, as has been seen with previous endeavors such as the Tradewars Box Socials, Gunbound, and flaming The Scurvy Dog That Formerly Be Known As CdBee. In that spirit, I call upon all ye willing an’ [...]

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And a happy Father’s Day to all of you that have managed to plant your seed in whatever wombs you’ve come across, adding your vile demonspawn to the teeming masses of humanity! (I’m looking at you, Duke.) What a great feeling that must be! But despite those wonderful aspects of having hellions to call your [...]

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What is this suppose to mean? If our media is considered “Liberal” what would be media of the opposite? Do you believe it is too liberal? Not liberal enough? What realistic changes would you like to see? I invite you to use our SoapBox and sound off.

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