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Goddamnit. I turned on the TV for the first time in like a month, and immediately I am assaulted by these ‘FANTA’ commercials. Now, I used to like fanta, when all I knew about them was the ‘fanta shokata’ website. This however… is about to drive me insane. wanna fanta dont you wanta fanta fanta [...]

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Bear drinks all the beer but passes on the pot SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) — A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

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Is it just me, or does this seem excessively prescient? But by the fourth decade of the twentieth century all the main currents of political thought were authoritarian. [..] ..practices which had been long abandoned, in some cases for hundreds of years — imprisonment without trial, the use of war prisoners as slaves, public executions, [...]

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I once thought that stealing candy from kids was about the safest route. Until I saw the video of this little shit head. kickasskid.wmv (wmv, 1.5 megs) Now I steal candy from old ladies and that sucks, cause they always have that crappy butterscotch crap.

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Mom let’s 5 year old son use crack A former child-care worker is facing a child neglect charge after she helped her 5-year-old son smoke crack cocaine in her home, authorities said. Her son told an interviewer that he had taken his mother’s “medicine” three times. Ahh.. Can you feel the love. Here you go [...]

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Buy your very own fully licensed gentlemen’s club. On ebay of course. Gentlemens Club-Fully licensed, nudity, food, liquor

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Moving to a new city and having to get used to public transportation all over again is always a fun experience, especially when the public transportation is…less than par. In Portland, for those of you who don’t know, it’s practically impossible to go three feet in any direction without running into a bus or MAX [...]

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I’ve started a new weight loss plan that combines laziness with the fear of carbohydrates. Now, whenever I go to a fast food restaurant, I dont order the french fries with my ‘value meal’. I simply substitute the chicken nuggets instead. I have to do some more testing before I release this dieting secret to [...]

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California Lawyer Sues Yahoo Over Message-Board Posts (source: Netscape News) LOS ANGELES, Aug 5 (Reuters) – A California lawyer who has waged an ongoing battle with Yahoo Inc. over personal attacks made against him on Yahoo message boards has filed a proposed class-action lawsuit against the company. The suit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court [...]

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While I was chatting with someone earlier tonight the topic of Hallmark came up. Specifically, how every single occasion or holiday you can think of seems to have a card… including some that Hallmark invented. Later, I started to think of occasions which there isn’t a card for. Like giving an engagement ring. I bet [...]

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