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This post is directed specifically at the conservative guy I work with (yeah, you know who you are), and I suppose at any other people who think we should amend the Constitution to define marriage as between “one man and one woman.” What I’d like to say to you is this: I’m getting married! That’s [...]

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This friday’s video is brought to you via our friend Lyzic of the pen forums. I think these kids are true heros.. bodyslam.wmv (wmv, 1 meg) I fail to see how they thought they could pull this off without massive pain.

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Remember kids, making threats against the President’s life can net you some unwanted attention. I especially like note #4: “What you say on the Internet can affect your real life. Due to what I said online, I now have an FBI file.” D’oh! And here I always thought ignorance was bliss…

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If you are looking for Ashlee Simpson going Millie Vanilli on Saturday Night Live, then go ahead and snag it from us. ashlee_snl.wmv(wmv, 3 megs) Ahhh, that is some pure comedy shit. I’m sure she’ll still be #1 on the pop charts because people are fucking stupid.

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Earlier this week I stopped and visited my parents and watched a movie with them. We watched “Two Weeks Notice”, starring Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant, and Alicia Witt. I thought I had seen Alicia Witt in an episode of The Sopranos, and asked my mother if she remembered the character. At this point my dad [...]

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Well I asked Sara for her hand and she said “yes”. So yeah, that is how it goes.

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Hear ye, hear ye, we found another silly video you can watch and chuckle at. OMFG! We must be some kind of super internet experts or something. 4 girls that apparently lost a bet I assume that came from here but it looks like a promo video, so maybe they’ll appreciate the pimpage. If they [...]

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Another well documented spider bite All I can think about is what if you were sleeping and it bit your balls. That’d be quite an ordeal to go through. :,( I’m constantly checking for these little fuckers when I’m working in the attic or the wood pile in the backyard. We tend to have hobos [...]

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Our very own Lamfear and Faran make their own porn blooper video. This is not work safe, nor would I consider it grandma viewing safe. Friendly fire (.mov)

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My old landlord sold the house a few months ago, and I’ve been dealing with the new management with varied success. The new landlords are a vegan couple that moved into the apartment downstairs. I’ve had a few encounters with them so far that mostly resulted in random power outages and some disgreements over how [...]

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