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And a happy Father’s Day to all of you that have managed to plant your seed in whatever wombs you’ve come across, adding your vile demonspawn to the teeming masses of humanity! (I’m looking at you, Duke.) What a great feeling that must be! But despite those wonderful aspects of having hellions to call your own, I hear tell that parenthood is fraught with many a hidden danger. To that end, the fine folks at T-Shirt Hell have just what you need in case you, say, don’t trust your breeder vessel of choice, have to take a break from the rigors of parenthood, or God hates you.