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From time to time I’ve found myself yerning for a nap while at work. Figuring that me napping at my desk is generally a bad thing, I’ve had to restore too creative measures. I start by walking around the office feverishly with a clipboard or stack of papers, mumbling to myself as I atleast make 3 laps around the office (this is pretty normal, even if I am not planning on a nap). I find that this brief jog is not only a great way to unwind and get ready for the nap but helps let people know that “Holy shit, Eod must be busy”. Damn right I’m busy, Busy with some warm milk and cookies. Where the fuck is my blankey? I then quickly disappear into the Server Room. I prop myself up in the chair, keyboard on lap and a top session on the screen and just drrrifftt aawwaayy. When people say “Where is Eod?”, the response is typically, “With your mom” or “He seemed really busy earlier, I think he is working on one of the servers, you shouldn’t bug him”. Damn right you shouldn’t bug him. So my lame tail aside, I’m more interested in hearing the creative adventures of sleeping on the job. So in this thread we post stories about sleeping on the job and/or school.