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Like most people I’d say I’m constantly wishing I had more money. Hookers and blow (excuse me, WHITE LADY) are pretty expensive, you know, once you develop a taste for them. Or lose said taste due to overexposure, whatever.

One common way of making money enjoyed by Americans, nay, citizens the world over is through EBay. Not only do they have snazzy commercials which induce slight chuckling in all who watch them, they allow you to sell off all sorts of shit that you regret having bought in the first place. This entreprenurial young Brit managed to make #600 with his sale! Forgive me for not using the correct pound sign, I’m from AMERICA and we don’t use that pound shit here.

Another good place to make money is a courtroom. Now, now, we all know that going to lawschool is a long, tedious, overcrowded and expensive experience, but that’s not what I’m advocating. I’m talking about America’s Favorite Pasttime, suing the living shit out of people, and winning, on pretty shaky ground! You know, spilling coffee on yourself, getting fat from eating fast food, or owning patents that put nearly every major IT company at your mercy.

So get to it kids, you’re only a few short clicks away from millions!