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Typically when I wake up in the morning, I watch a little Saved By The Bell, I find that it stimulates my brain and gets me ready for an action packed day at the insurance office. They show an hour’s worth of reruns on TBS in the mornings. Everything from the actual saved by the bell episodes to the college years, even the special mini-movie where Zack and Kelly get married. Those motherfuckers also show the god damn piss poor Miss Bliss episodes when it had the weird funky cast of mutant children. Resident fucktard and penismightier troll Krat O’Hoolahan and head of the Saved by the Bell Ohio Chapter Fanclub had this to say

If you cannot see the beauty in the Miss Bliss episodes then you truly do not appreciate the roots of Saved by the Bell

Indeed. Yet during a gathering of regional SbtB presidents, I presented my own showing of one of my great Saved by the Bell fanfictions. I play the role of Zack Morris where I end up fucking krat’s mom (played by his mom) for an hour on stage. I think my point was well proven. I even made the front cover of the SbtB Winter Newsletter. Now during these times of Miss Bliss episodes, I find myself angsty for something stimulating to get my day started. I find myself tuning into a wonderful episode of Walker Texas Ranger now. I find that this is a safer bet than Saved by the Bell and honestly, while the plot is a bit complex for me, I find that this is just what the doctor ordered. Here are some fucking videos: