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I wanna rock!

October 7th, 2004 by eod · No Comments

I like to play a little game at work that I call rockstar. I sit at my desk and wait until I have to pee real bad. Then I stumble into the bathroom (my stage) and just pee all over everything (you could keep it confined to the urinal if you want… square…). I pretend that I am on stage in front of hundreds of my adoring fans and I’m just spraying them down with my hose. After I’m done I typically fall down and just lay on the ground half conscious faking a near fatal drug overdose until someone walks into the men’s room. Accounting John: “Playing a little game of rockstar I see” Indeed! My good friend..

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