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This afternoon one of my cousins stopped by to bullshit(and get some computer help). We had a pretty good time, went out for lunch, and also managed to play some mariokart before I had to kick him out so I could take care of some other plans for the day.

He had parked his pickup out on the street, and on his way out he stopped to throw some stuff into the back of it. As soon as he had done this, he looked over his shoulder, checked down the street, and then unzipped his fly and took a piss on the curb next to his truck.

I say “What the fuck man? Didn’t you just leave a house with a bathroom in it?” He looks over his shoulder again, and says “What? I had to go!” The only thing I could think of to say was “Well… er… you could have at least walked to the backyard or something.”

At that moment I had a vision of cousin Eddie from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation yelling to each passerby “The shitter was full”. Then again, this is the same kid we convinced to piss on the electric fence when he was ten, so the comparison may be closer than I know.

I guess you can take the farmboy away from the farm, but you cant take the farm out of the farmboy.