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Last night while at the company Christmas party I was drinking quite a bit, and as a result had to visit the facilities numerous times. Every time I went in there there would be someone at the middle urinal. This alone didn’t strike me as odd. What struck me as odd is that it would be a different guy every time, and they would frequently be whistling.

Then I passed out and woke up without my pants on in the alley.

Still, it was for the best, because the whistling guys were about to start freaking me out. Even though I know we’ve covered this topic here before: Please use proper urinal etiquette.

Use these rules to help avoid bathroom awkwardness:
• If there are more than 2 urinals, try to avoid picking the one next to someone else.
• Dont pick the urinal in the middle when there are only 3 unless the outside urinals are occupied.
• Dont make conversation with strangers that are trying to pee. They may have a shy bladder.
• Dont use the ‘midget’ urinal if your tall enough you need to stand several feet back to make it in there.

If you have any comments on this topic yourself, feel free to voice them in our forums. Alternately, you can visit a website devoted to this topic: The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette.
(and yes, of course, never whistle while you’re pissing)