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We have a jackass neighbor who has been parking his dumptruck (yes he has a dumptruck, infact 2 of them) in front of the alley access for our block. He doesn’t just park it in the alley he parks it on the street blocking the whole mouth of the alley, it is 100% intentional. The kicker is, this guy lives across the street and about 5 houses up on a different block. I’ve never seen him but I assume it is him due to the fact that his other dumptruck is parked in his driveway.

I assume he is fighting with some neighbor of ours (maybe the one who called the city on me when I was building the fence) or not, he could just be a complete prick, I’ve learned that a lot of people are just assholes for no other reason than they were born that way. It has been going on for about a month, he seems to move it right before the city comes to put the sticker on it then he moves it right back. Charming… No matter where I live, I am surrounded by freaks. It is my blessing. It is my curse. Wait, it ain’t no blessin’. Anyways I want no part of a war with a guy who has 2 dump trucks at his disposal. So let’s turn my misfortune into entertainment. Sound off here about crazy neighbor’s you’ve had.