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I love fried chicken. I really do. Today I had one of my cravings for it and had to decide to either drive 5 miles back home, to the hood for some decent fried chicken (Yam Yams or Popeyes) or take the pussy route and drive a mile to the nearby KFC. I chose the KFC, cause apparently I have very poor decision making skills. I was burned by their nasty ass food last time and I was burned again. My offical vote for them is now a D+. It was indeed chicken and it was greasy (which I was able to use to clean up the dry spots on my leather interior of my car on the drive back. Shine!) but other than that it tasted worse than something that doesn’t taste good at all. I’m willing to give KFC the benefit of the doubt and blame it on the possible location.

Eod why didn’t you ask for some hot sauce to at least make that shit palatable
Does KFC have Hot Sauce? I dunno, I’m guessing they do cause their chicken is fucking dry and nasty. I wouldn’t know I was to intimidated by the load of highschool kids who would probably point out how uncool I am in my aging years. So I ate quick and left. There wasn’t much to eat of my overpriced $7.00 plate of 1 chicken breast and 1 wing, potatoes, macaroni & cheese and fake ass biscuit. Eod did you see any decent cars on the way back to work? I did see this guy driving this ugly ass 5.0 Mustang (I know they are all ugly but this was special), I’m guessing it was fast though. Not by the hood scoop or the fact that it is a 5.0 but by the guys mullet/mustache combo. Plus he had that tweaker vibe to him. So I know he probably worked on it a lot.

Eod this is a horrible post, why don’t you eat shit and die!

Now now, we don’t want that. Think of how sad your mom would be. Think about it.. You don’t want to make her sad do you?

So here are some fucking Friday videos: