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Sometimes I sit in my office at work and just squeak my chair.

* Sometimes I’ll start out with a few slow rhythmic squeaks * and then slowly get faster? * and faster.. letting out a small whimper.. * Sometimes in order to get going real fast.. I psych myself up. * “Oh yeah.. Just like that.. Faster… harder..” * Then I slow down to long slow rhythmic squeaks. My knee sometimes hits the underside of my desk.

Then one of my coworkers will come in and ask who the lucky lady in here with me is. Your mom. *AIRGUITAR*