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August 23rd, 2004 by eod · No Comments

Holy shit, my prayers have been answered! I can be protected from a Bio-Chemical terrorist attack, WHILE I SLEEP! This quantum sleeper rocks!

But Eod is that all you can be protected from? Why I have some duct tape and… No no my good friend, you are also protected from:

* Kidnappers * Stalkers * Natural Disaster

That sounds good but what if I get bored while my terrorist stalker is trying to kidnap me while launching a bio-chemical attack above my bed. Luckly the Quantum Sleeper comes with options for:

* CD Player * DVD Screen with PC hookup * microwave and refrigerator

Who wants popcorn? Indeed. How about a cold one? I thought you would.

Okay, but what about communications? Why it comes with options for a CB radio! The CB was the internet of the 70s, relive the past with this retro classic. Break 1-9, Break 1-9, can I get a radio check? Indeed good buddy, ANYTIME!

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