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So, I saw a woman on the bus today wearing a low-cut tank top. Across her (ample) chest, she had a huge tattoo, saying Leviticus 19:28. That’s it, no pictures, and no other visible tattoos, just a big Leviticus 19:28 right above her boobs. The only parts of the Bible I know are the raunchy bits, so I had no idea what that meant, and had to wait until I arrived at work to look it up. It turns out to be, “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you.” Kids these days…