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Avast, there be a long-standin’ tradition amongst folk here on Pen to try work to together fer fun ‘n profit, as has been seen with previous endeavors such as the Tradewars Box Socials, Gunbound, and flaming The Scurvy Dog That Formerly Be Known As CdBee. In that spirit, I call upon all ye willing an’ able-bodied landlubbers to band together fer plunderin’ and pillagin’ (arrr, sadly rapin’ has yet t’be made an option) upon the high seas with Puzzle Pirates! ‘Tis a great deal interestin’, I tells ye, testin’ yer wits at every turn, fer all yer piratey duties are puzzle-based (arrrr, as if ye hadn’t had that notion from the name alone, aye?) — fer example-like, the three main duties o’ any deckhand be carpentin’ (that be repairin’ damage to the ship, see), bilgin’ (pumping out sea water that be gettin’ in the boat), and sailin’. And avast, if ye landlubbers are familiar with games such as Tetris, Bejeweled, or Dr. Mario, well then ye’d have nary a trouble learnin’ the duties o’ any fine seafaring vessel. Even the fine piratey art o’ swordfightin’ is strangely akin to Super Puzzle Fighters 2 Turbo, exceptin’ them cute anime characters thrown in, see. But puzzlin’s not the end-all an’ be-all o’ piratin’, no sir indeed. Fer there be pirate-run shops, ship-buildin’ an’ -buyin’, drinkin’ games, tournaments that test yer melee mettle, an’ last but not least, all manner o’ fashionable swords an’ clothin’ so that ye may be yer own pirate, as it were, see.

Now if any o’ ye be interested in the glorious lifestyle o’ a pirate (an’ how could ye not be, I wonders), I do heartily suggest ye point yer browser o’er to PuzzlePirates.com and be joinin’ in on the fun. Aye, fer meself and me bilge-buddy Onyx have already started a Pen-themed piratey crew, see. It be called John Thomas Mightier on account o’ language filters, see, which I personally don’t find in keepin’ with a pirate’s lifestyle, but yarrr, I don’t make the game, I jes play it. An’ I invite ye t’do the same.

An’ arrrrr, If ye do decide to take the plunge, so ter speak, be sure to be sendin’ pirates by the names o’ Onyxious an’ Slander a message, an’ we’ll get ye started. Hurry up now, that there ocean be like a wench that went an’ had herself too much rum, just waitin’ t’be taken advantage of…