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Entries from May 2005

I wouldn’t disassemble you

May 31st, 2005 by Weis · No Comments

From this LA Times news article, we have President Bush’s comments on the recent Amnesty International report (which calls Guantanamo Bay “the gulag of our time”): It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of ? and the allegations by ? people who were held in detention, people who [...]

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“It’s the dick that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”

May 24th, 2005 by Clme · No Comments

In the spirit of the latest (and last) Star Wars movie, I thought I’d post a real treat. Star Wars Porn(500k html) from Alt.Sex.STories.Repository. A site not afraid to host stories catering to any fetish you can imagine, and some you really shouldn’t. Now I’m off to Tachi station to pick up some power converters. [...]

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Full Frontal Humanity.

May 13th, 2005 by Clme · No Comments

Many of us were insecure during our teen years. In fact, many of us have graduated from being just insecure to also being neurotic. Eventually, we get to the point where we pay people to tell us that its OK to have an easily bruised ego and a small penis. These people we pay are [...]

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Best time for throwing a sack of kittens out your window: 2am.

May 6th, 2005 by Clme · No Comments

If you want to know if the weather is ideal for abandoning your housepet out-of-doors tonight, boy have I got the site for you! Pets Welcome is Weather.com’s addition to the great american tradition of putting the cat out at night so it can be hit by a car. It also features such surprising details [...]

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Guild Wars as I see it thus far, with some minor speculation

May 4th, 2005 by Biggles · No Comments

I found Guild Wars to be a much more adult experience, but with a WoW twist. One of the first few fledgling steps into a genre that merges single player and massively multiplayer role-playing game characteristics. As for GuildWars, it’s got a high difficulty setting that really forces you to use wits and balance your [...]

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