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Entries from August 2005

Mark my words

August 25th, 2005 by Weis · No Comments

Let this serve as my notice to the world that I am officially announcing my guess that America’s next imperial adventure will be in Venezuela. I’m guessing this will happen in early ‘07 but it could be later, particularly if we elect a Republican or a hawkish Democrat in the next Presidential election, and especially [...]

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I dont think before and after pictures will be necessary, thank you.

August 19th, 2005 by Clme · No Comments

Despite my normal $100/hour fee I occasionally get talked into doing computer work for friends and family on a mostly charity basis. Part of this could be because no one will actually pay me $100/hour. I blame marketing and the high cost of oil. But I digress. A few months ago I did some work [...]

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If you think riding the short bus is embarassing you should try being the driver.

August 19th, 2005 by Clme · No Comments

While driving to work this evening I glanced at my rearview mirror and noticed that a car behind me was being driven erratically and weaving back and forth. At first I thought it was another cell-phone driving asshole, so I started to speed up and move to another lane. I always try to distance myself [...]

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Connery Calls it Quits..

August 3rd, 2005 by doe · No Comments

BBC
Sir Sean Connery has said he does not want to act in any more movies because he was “fed up with the idiots” now working in Hollywood. The James Bond actor, 74, said he would need “a Mafia-like offer I couldn’t refuse” to appear in another film.

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