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Hypothetical Situation: You and a friend have gone to pick up his wife and two of her friends from a bar where they have all been celebrating. The two friends are so drunk they can barely complete sentences, and the conversations they try to have include many made up words and hilarious miscommunications that seem [...]

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I attended yet another wedding this last weekend. Normally such an event would have me posting my own version of the classic morality play, with myself as the protaganist and the message being about the evils of alchohol abuse. Failing that, you would at least be subjected to long, introspective tracts where I wallow in [...]

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…at least when one has to wonder what the context is anyway. President Bush making the world safe for OBGYN practices. Link courtesy of Peirced, from the pen forum.

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I have a serious question here… Why is it that when I’m at a bar I only seem to get hit on by older women that have kids, jealous ex-husbands, and a serious love of NASCAR? Seriously. This has happened more than once recently. It seems like the only other time I’ve been hit on [...]

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Over my years of sitting on things I have discovered that there are different classes of furniture. It seems that different items have their rank and value determined by a complicated formula that involves who bought it, how old it is, and wether or not its been in my home. Some furniture has only narrowly [...]

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I have a moral question: Is it worse to steal game ideas and pass them off as your own, or to steal bandwidth in order to post said game on your website? This question is brought to you by the following Livejournal post: A Flash Designer Vs. Fuddruckers. (Link courtesy of Soup, of the pen [...]

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