I drank a shitload of bourbon tonight. But none of you got any cuter. Why havent’ any fo you gotten any cuter? Normally bourbon helps raise the cuteness quotoient. I think I need some naked pictures to convince me I’m wrong. clme@penismightier.com is where you should send them if yhou’re deprived enough to actually fall [...]
Entries from October 2005
Poker Alice never lost a game
October 1st, 2005 by Clme · No Comments
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Has your hand ever faked carpal-tunnel to get out of sex?
October 1st, 2005 by Clme · No Comments
Comments I really dont like to hear when I go out: You know, there’s this really good concert this weekend, do you like country music? Its so great talking to you. I hate talking to a guy and thinking all he wants is to get in my pants! Well, its was nice talking to you. [...]
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