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Some of my extended family has a problem with lifestyle choices I’ve made in the past. Most notably, they have a problem with the fact that I haven’t knocked some girl up yet. They dont seem to have any problem with the fact that I’m not married, and in fact they dont even bother mentioning [...]

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Question: When you were a child, did you call the following list of words swears, cusses, or something different? Shit Fuck Damn Asshole Cunt Motherfucker Tit Jism Twat Bastard Piss Prick Cake Cocksucker Turd Fart Bitch If you would like to participate (or view the results) please Click Here to be taken to the Pen [...]

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A reminder: We are still looking for asses on the ‘help Bush cover his ass’ page. Click Here for more details (note: not work safe) If you have a bit of an exhibitionist in you, what better time to let it out?

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One of our readers, anonimity, recently wrote a letter to his congressman that I found interesting, and am reposting here. e-mail sent to congressional representative, Sherrod Brown: Hello, Mr. Brown. My name is [my name], and I am the average run-of-the-mill, early 20s college student / hourly wage earner. I lead a fairly active political [...]

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So I went out to lunch to a wonderful Chinese buffet place, and when the bill came so did the traditional ‘fortune cookie’. Remember when fortune cookies actually offered a fortune inside? Neither do I. Every fortune I get is just an old proverb, sometimes with a ‘learn chinese’ phrase on the back. At any [...]

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<Clme> Really this last 15 months or so has been really depressing. <jeer> Cause you’re with your folks? <Clme> Well, I’ve been with my folks since February. <Clme> But thats a lot of it. <jeer> What’s the rest of it? <jeer> Lack of tang? <jeer> Man, people don’t use tang anymore. <jeer> Not nearly enough [...]

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11 Days and counting till the last paintball scenero of the year for Oregon. For sure Eod and I will be there, maybe weis too. If anyone else can come, check out the storyline and reg info over at Taw’s website!

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