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Do you have any friends that love and/or worship George W. Bush? Are you going to be attending any New Years parties with these people? If so, then have I got an idea for you.* Get them a few drinks, and then convince them to take a picture for the Cover Bush’s Ass page! They’ll [...]

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I posted an extremely long rant about ClearChannel HERE in the articles section. Comments about this article can be submitted on our forum or by sending an email to clme@penismightier.com with the subject “clearchannel rant”

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ClearChannel Communications has been on my “first against the wall when the revolution comes” list for almost ten years now. As of today I’m debating if I should bother waiting for the revolution. Back in 1996 the FCC did something that theoretically should have helped the ailing radio industry. They deregulated and allowed companies to [...]

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When you hear the word hero, what do you think of? A knight in armor saving a princess from certain deflowerment? A soldier risking his life for others in battle? A person taking great personal risk for the betterment of mankind? There are many situations where a man could be called a hero and I [...]

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This wont be very funny to those of you that don’t read the pen forum. Shame on you. The PenIsMightier Drinking Song (or: What I Learned from the Internet) by TheOnyx OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH eod is fucking shens, fen and weis are really twins this is how we do on pee eye em clme eats cake and [...]

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I was talking to my grandfather today and he told me about how his day went. He had gone to visit a cousin of mine that has 2 kids, a 3 year old and a 1 year old. The three year old, a boy, apparently ran out of the bathroom extremely proud of going by [...]

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Normally, when I wake up on the floor with no pants on wondering where the lipstick came from its a bad thing. Today I fell off the bed with no pants on and woke up wondering why there was chapstick on the floor. Thats a mediocre thing. I’m hoping that tomorrow I’ll wake up and [...]

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It’s the holiday season and I was watching a thing on the “Make A Wish Foundation” the other night, and I got to thinking, if I were a 7-year-old with cancer, what would my wish be? Besides a cure for cancer. What I came up with is that I’d like to meet Karl Rove. I [...]

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When you are sitting next to the stage at a strip club waving a $20 bill and the strippers still wont pay any attention to you, that is one of the lonliest feelings in the world. …or so I’m told. I only ever bring singles. No matter how low you get, there is always someone [...]

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