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Its seems that an abnormally high number of my posts have to do with issues encountered while removing bodily waste from my body. Please note that I said “issues while removing bodily waste from my body” and not “issues with removing bodily waste from my body. Anyway… While waiting in line to use the urinal at the movies tonight I noticed several people flushing with their elbows. While I definitely appreciated their efforts to keep their own vile smegma and parasitical hosts off the flushing handle, I had to question their motives. Something tells me that they thought they were helping prevent themselves from catching some strange skin-eating disease from the handle, and yet they would then leave without washing their elbow off or disinfecting their hands. Do they really think that by not flushing with their hands they’ll avoid becoming a modern day typhoid Mary? Do their elbows contain some special gland that converts popcorn grease into disinfectant? Do they not care about their elbows, but want to keep their hands fresh for their own one-man version of the ‘popcorn trick’? Just for informational purposes, you should know that the same trick does NOT work with a box of milk duds. The caramel doesn’t taste right afterwards.