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Bush to Condi: But they can’t indict Turd Blossom and the Hammer! That’d be like throwin’ a big old stinkbomb right in my face! Condi to Rummy: The President’s right, these allegations against Rove and DeLay are like a timebomb waiting to go off. Rummy to Cheney: We’re trying to keep these bombs from exploding all over the front page tomorrow. Cheney to Bloomberg: Prepare yourself, we think there might be a real bomb on the cover of the New York Times tomorrow. Bloomberg to NYC: Someone’s going to plant a bomb on the New York Subway tomorrow! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!