If you want to know if the weather is ideal for abandoning your housepet out-of-doors tonight, boy have I got the site for you! Pets Welcome is Weather.com’s addition to the great american tradition of putting the cat out at night so it can be hit by a car. It also features such surprising details as “fleas are more common when its warm outside” and “the best time to walk your dog is in the morning and early evening”. Just for fun I entered in the make and model of my housepet and got these results. How nice. I predict that this service will soon spread to cars, boats, and ex-wives. In fact, I can just see a site for ex-wives now:
| Today | Tomorrow |
| Low chance of slashed tires | High chance of drunk phone calls |
| Chance of mood swings: high | Good day for selling her nude pictures on ebay |
| Tempers may be hot | Check your brake lines before you drive |
The more I think about it though, with the accuracy of their forecasted weather, maybe having meteorologists forecast an exes behavior isn’t the best idea.
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