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Normally, when I wake up on the floor with no pants on wondering where the lipstick came from its a bad thing.

Today I fell off the bed with no pants on and woke up wondering why there was chapstick on the floor. Thats a mediocre thing.

I’m hoping that tomorrow I’ll wake up and find a good thing. Lips and no pants can still be involved, but I’m not going to be picky.