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A PenIsMightier Public Service Announcement:

If for some reason you manage to talk someone into letting you borrow THEIR plunger, please please please rinse it out completely before you return it. Please. Remember: They may not be using it on a toilet next, even though thats what you borrowed it for.

Dear god. The horror. In the sink. Anyway, PSA aside here are some steps you can consider if you should find yourself without a plunger to use or borrow:

1. A garden hose. Shove the garden hose through as far as you can until you hit the clog. If the garden hose cant clear the clog by itself have someone turn the water on full for a few seconds.
2. A coat hanger. Wear rubber gloves.
3. A snake. It worked in “Porky’s” and it can work for you.
4. Firecrackers. I heard from a guy that knew a guy that said he thought it would work.
5. A few pounds of cocaine. The toilets are never clogged when the guys on the cops shows go to flush their shit, perhaps it has unclogging properties.

Edit: As an astute forum reader noted: Each of these steps would also work for abortions.