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Comments I really dont like to hear when I go out:
• You know, there’s this really good concert this weekend, do you like country music?
• Its so great talking to you. I hate talking to a guy and thinking all he wants is to get in my pants!
• Well, its was nice talking to you. We should do it again sometime… Anyway, my babysitter is waiting for me and my ex-husband should be showing up any minute to give me a ride home…
• Ok… do you always have to go into so much detail about stuff? It makes you sound like some kind of like… nerd… or something… yanno?
• What do you mean you were buying everyone a drink? I thought when you offered you were only buying for me…
• Oh man, the guy I broke up with yesterday always/never…. (double points if conversation moves to kinky sex, triple points if boyfriend is mentioned every five minutes afterwords).
• You know my girlfriend said the same thing!
• Oh, aren’t you CUTE!
• You do what as a job? Oh… geeky guys turn me on SO MUCH! By the way, I have a computer problem…
• I hate politics, and I hate it when people talk about it around me. I wish people would just let the government do what it needs to.
• Sorry. All we have is the rail rum.
• No.

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