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This wont be very funny to those of you that don’t read the pen forum. Shame on you.

The PenIsMightier Drinking Song (or: What I Learned from the Internet) by TheOnyx

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH eod is fucking shens,
fen and weis are really twins
this is how we do on pee eye em
clme eats cake and shuns the pies,
bleh has anal sex with guys
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
we like to sing and bust some raps
but FUCK YOU IF ITS NOT IN CAPS
this is how we do on pee eye em

dave’s a man of higher class,
when he’s not being an ass
this is how we do on pee eye em

KRAT trolls and gets first posts,
and about this he will boast
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
we discuss things of real concern
like YOUR MOM! EL OH EL BURN!
this is how we do on pee eye em

let’s put some rumors down to rest:
Rufus wants to see your chest
this is how we do on pee eye em

and even though your Pinto gripes,
Lammy doesn’t fuck tailpipes
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
your geek post it out of decorum
move that to the techie forum
this is how we do on pee eye em

sveeb is something of a man,
who went to a camp about band
this is how we do on pee eye em

Jimbo prefers BSD,
it offers more security
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
EE OH DEE is drunk again
and hacked the main page of the pen
this is how we do on pee eye em

Tin Sloth likes to play gunbound,
when willing people can be found
this is how we do on pee eye em

Something Awful’s not a bore,
to Biggles the Conquistador
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
I think you would be remiss
if you weren’t jacking off to this
this is how we do on pee eye em

doomy deleted her host file
and hasn’t been here for a while
this is how we do on pee eye

em mittens rides a motor bike,
but sorry girls! she’s not a dyke!
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
the front page always stays the same
don’t look at me; i’m not to blame
this is how we do on pee eye em

fakie is a blimey scot,
krat’s momma is a bot
this is how we do on pee eye em

bella and irish are sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see
that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em

the search feature would be better
if search terms could have three letters
this is how we do on pee eye em

Bill maintains that he’s well-read,
Soup thinks he’s fucked in the head
this is how we do on pee eye em

don’t just zoom in, cause X will know,
and shout THAT IS NOT A MACRO
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
babies play the best rimshots
make it a smiley! it’d be hot!
this is how we do on pee eye em

an end to this song we will need,
before it is too long to read
this is how we do on pee eye em

sorry for those that I missed!
Now lets all get wicked pissed!
this is how we do on pee eye em

on pee eye em you’re sure to see that we’re a happy family
this is how we do on pee eye em
we buy our booze with college grants
dude, where the fuck are my pants?
this is how we do on pee eye em yes,
this is how we do on pee eye em
OH, THIS IS HOW WE DO ON PEE EYE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM