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This morning I was awakened by the sounds of irregular thumping. This isn’t necessarily out of the ordinary… the strange couple downstairs play some home version of DDR all the time. Thinking this is what was going on I rolled over and tried to go back to sleep. I wasn’t prepared for what I heard next. A female voice yelled “Why did you do that? Its not like I can get pregnant”! Then there were sounds of footsteps and then the sound of a shower running. I hope they didn’t hear me laughing.