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Hey kids! Have your parents blocked out all the good TV stations, so all you can see is Spongebob? Do they sit next to you during prime time, to make sure you don’t see anything inappropriate that might harm your tender little brain? Boy, that must suck. Imagine all the cool stuff you’re missing out on! Well, fret no more little buddies, the good folks at the Parents Television Council are nice enough to catalogue, record, and publish the dirtiest stuff from broadcast TV so that you can download it right off the internet! Looks like they’re currently hosting a clip about Necrophilia from some crime show, a cunnilingus (look it up) joke, a teenager orgy, and Motley Crue saying “Fuck” on Leno. Just think, if not for these concerned parents, I would’ve missed it all. Thanks, PTC!