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I drank a shitload of bourbon tonight. But none of you got any cuter. Why havent’ any fo you gotten any cuter? Normally bourbon helps raise the cuteness quotoient. I think I need some naked pictures to convince me I’m wrong. clme@penismightier.com is where you should send them if yhou’re deprived enough to actually fall for this. Of course keep in mind I’ll probably post them on our forum regardless of how they look or what sex you are. Moo. Edit: Upon further consideration, I realize that asking the average pen reader for pictures is probably not going to result in convincing me that bourbon is good for anything but making me sick. Because of this, I take back the request for pictures… unless of course you’re a female between 18 and 30, and under 180 pounds. Nothing good shall come of this.