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Is using a vibrator with a dead battery necrophilia? Jeer sez: Boooooooooo Clme sez: Mooooooo.

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In response to the previous post: For most part, I don’t pay attention to clothes and couldn’t give a squirt of piss about what the whores on E! have to say about fashion. I’m a t-shirt and jeans/shorts sort of guy. I keep a shaved head because it’s easy and have a few tattoos that [...]

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From Tinsloth: I always feel like people think I look shabby/grubby/homeless on the train to and from work and for a second, I think about maybe changing the way i dress/look. But then i think: “if someone is so shallow to judge me by my looks, then I probably shouldn’t care what they think” and [...]

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I’m a fan of making my morning routine shorter, since this allows me to sleep in as late as possible. Lately in my quest for a shorter routine I have tried to combine tasks to save time. For example, if I’m standing at the toilet voiding my bladder, why not be busy brushing my teeth [...]

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I wear a fleece vest around at work. People think I am often cold. I think I look like Han Solo.. You do the math.

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Oh Ryan Seacrest why do you tease me so.

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Bill, a pen forum regular, had this to say: After a Careful Survey of the Erotica Sites, in the spirit of Science, I conclude: The average person wishes that he started having sex in his early teens. Most people have a relative they want to nail. Men want fuckbots. There is an unfulfilled desire for [...]

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