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Entries from April 2006

passed dangling particles.

April 25th, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

The candles were lit, some horrible mood music was playing on the stereo, and she had just finished powdering her nose and had come out looking radiant. Everything seemed ready to go for a thorough night of intimate squelching. The lotion had been warmed well above room temperature, and was carefully being rubbed onto a [...]

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avoid smashing fingers

April 21st, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

A forum reader, hoponcox alerted me to this site in response to my complaints about unsanitary public changing (and defectation). I guess the baby changing stations are really a government mind control project, and also a way to spread diseases to adults. It would really explain a lot… Its even more devious than the old [...]

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They require an ID to buy Sudafed now, but not for iodine or matches.

April 17th, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

Fuck you Vicks. Fuck you squarely in the ass. I’ve been taking NyQuil for the last few nights and noticing that its not working worth a damn. Then I notice there isn’t any goddamn decongestant in the stuff anymore. They didn’t replace the decongestant, they just fucking removed it. I consulted with a pharmacist looking [...]

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I would post less about poop if I didn’t use my laptop in the bathroom.

April 16th, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

Is it really necessary for baby changing stations to have the words “Do not use for cleaning fish” stamped on them? Has this been a common issue? Is anyone that is going to use a gas station bathroom for their fish gutting going to be able to read the sign? I’d like to know who [...]

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My life is a boring reality TV show.

April 16th, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

A few days ago I was priveledged enough to sit in a den of sickness and inequity known as a hospital waiting room. As though that weren’t fun enough on its own, I got to sit near a very loud and obese man, a dazed and confused obese woman, and their 3 year old child. [...]

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