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The candles were lit, some horrible mood music was playing on the stereo, and she had just finished powdering her nose and had come out looking radiant. Everything seemed ready to go for a thorough night of intimate squelching. The lotion had been warmed well above room temperature, and was carefully being rubbed onto a [...]

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A forum reader, hoponcox alerted me to this site in response to my complaints about unsanitary public changing (and defectation). I guess the baby changing stations are really a government mind control project, and also a way to spread diseases to adults. It would really explain a lot… Its even more devious than the old [...]

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Fuck you Vicks. Fuck you squarely in the ass. I’ve been taking NyQuil for the last few nights and noticing that its not working worth a damn. Then I notice there isn’t any goddamn decongestant in the stuff anymore. They didn’t replace the decongestant, they just fucking removed it. I consulted with a pharmacist looking [...]

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Is it really necessary for baby changing stations to have the words “Do not use for cleaning fish” stamped on them? Has this been a common issue? Is anyone that is going to use a gas station bathroom for their fish gutting going to be able to read the sign? I’d like to know who [...]

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A few days ago I was priveledged enough to sit in a den of sickness and inequity known as a hospital waiting room. As though that weren’t fun enough on its own, I got to sit near a very loud and obese man, a dazed and confused obese woman, and their 3 year old child. [...]

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